... of these days I'm going to implement the tips Gerrard Butler's character in The Ugly Truth* gives on how to get a man, and if they really do work, then God help us all, we may just as well completely forfeit our faith in the two-headed sex.





*for those of you who haven't watched it, this movie revolves around an already attractive girl who requires intellectual restraint and seemingly easily-attained sexual prowess to be deemed worthy of recognition by a semi-decent member of the opposite sex. Ending proves the pseudo-jerk is actually in love with the leading lady, despite her neurotic ways; but fails to disprove the running theme that men are wankers.